What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?