Why do crabs never give to charity?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?