What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How do automobiles fly?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?