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Why are grandkids so great?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a short cow?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What is the tallest building in the world?