Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?