Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the turkey join the band?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?