Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
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