What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Surprise!!!!

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How does a cow do math?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?