Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which plant has the best roar?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?