What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

How was the wedding?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?