Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What country has the most fish?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a tornado's favorite game?