My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?