What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?