Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What sports are both plant-based?

What did the sick chicken say?

What tree has the most bark?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which is the worst season?