Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What table can you never sit at?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the frog starve?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?