What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why is money so stubborn?