Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?