Which subject has two parts?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?