What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do little monsters call their mother?

How does a cow do math?

How do snowmen get information?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?