What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Why was the spider so smart?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where can you always get cheap gas?