Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
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Which family member has tusks?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What shape is bad at driving?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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