Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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