What tea do footballers drink?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

I'm not a bad putter.

What school subject really rocks?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?