What do you call an animal pop star?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?