What did the icy road say to the truck?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are grandkids so great?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

How did the tree get lost?