I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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