What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call siblings who love math?