What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Where does breakfast live?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Do dads always snore?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?