What day never takes itself seriously?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?