What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What tree has the most bark?

Which fly makes films?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?