Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?