What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the snake name his daughter?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Are baby skunks cute?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

How does a cow do math?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?