What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?