Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Which bug is related to you?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?