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Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How can you make 7 even?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?