What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?