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A fsh.
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What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which fly makes films?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What says: oom oom oom?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
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