What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How does a barber get to work?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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