Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why are baseball games at night?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?