Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?