What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What does an attorney say when getting married?