What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What fish sings the best?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you drive a man crazy?
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