What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you call a baby monkey?

When do astronauts eat?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do crabs never give to charity?