What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What bird is always sad?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

How do birds threaten one another?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?