What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How was the wedding?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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