What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"