What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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