Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call an insincere horse?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?