What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
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