People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?