What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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